I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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