i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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