i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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