i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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