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say what?
wanna hang out?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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