just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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