I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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