I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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