You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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