It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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