Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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