found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
