you traded sex for a burrito?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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