in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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