i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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