If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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