How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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