whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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