Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
