So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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