i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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