I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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