New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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