There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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