My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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