Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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