How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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