I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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