Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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