My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
third nipple confirmed
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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