Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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