can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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