is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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