I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I AM VODKA MAN
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
And then my night got REAL pukey
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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