i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i may or may not be watching the land before time
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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