Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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