I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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