I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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