i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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