Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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