I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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