my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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