Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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