Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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