that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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