I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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