Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Say something about gay babies.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i think im in europe. pls send help
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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