Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
how does that bad decision feel?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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