giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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