Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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