it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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