Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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