so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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