You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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