She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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